By Staff
All music has been banned in America. Starting as soon as Coachella ends, all people caught listening to music will be fined for up to $10,000 depending on how much they were enjoying it. All musicians will be detained and charged with treason. However, this new law doesn’t include anything about prosecuting the CEO’s of large corporate streaming platforms like Spotify. Unfortunately, the government has refused to provide any reasoning for any of this and we must cut the article here because there is no more info.