By Ryder Lopez
The government has told the world aliens exist. Well that’s simply not true. A group of clowns in a clown car ran up to congress and said they saw a UFO that crashed from a planet. We are currently trying to come up with a name for this unknown planet.
Unknown to us, the clowns had special powers, which made themselves look like the government. It affected everyone but me. They were described as men in black suits and ties, they also had black shades and remotes that made you forget what you have seen. This was described by the community. But what they really looked like was a normal party clown. Which is why you must believe me when I say they were clowns.
These clowns claimed that the UFO crashed into a hot air balloon made out of iron, and knocked the UFO into a bunch of pieces that are spread out over China, Japan, Russia, the USA, and Egypt. They stated, “We saw the UFO ourselves, we scraped up crash debris from the USA. We also melted it and ate it because we were hungry.” To have the world believe them, they brought a dead alien into the congress room as evidence. He looked green and pink with a dash of blue on his/her/its head.
We are still doing tests on this weird alien, and until we run enough, everyone will be waiting in panic and sorrow for the results.
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