How to be a Good Person

By: Ryder Lopez

Everybody wants to be a good person, but not many people know how. There are many methods to accomplish this difficult task, but only a few are really effective. 

The first method will be language. You want to use incredibly vulgar language when around people. In particular, swearing. This is a key method to becoming a better person. The more creative you can be with these words, the better the outcome will be. For example, if you are at a family gathering, you will want to use as many variations of different curse words as possible. This will guarantee a better reaction from the people you are around.

The second method will be your tone. Your tone matters when you are around people. Try to sound like an angry Russian when you are  talking. Aggressive people always come off in a good way.  If you want to get fancy, you can combine the first and the second methods. Combining these methods will increase your success odds by an incredible amount. 

The third and last method is your body language. Your body language is very important. If you are in a standing position , you will want to have your arms crossed, legs together, and head tilted at a 45 degree angle. This will let the people you are talking to know that you really care about what they are saying. Not doing this could result in failure. 

In conclusion, using these methods will make you an overall better person. Combining these three methods will guarantee a good reaction from the people you are talking to and those are around you. So get out there and be the best version of yourself!

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