By Ryder Lopez
Many people are scared of other people. Including yourself. But that is why I am here to help you get out there and make some new friends. The key to making new friends is how you introduce yourself. Without an introduction, you will never make friends. Ever. So, make sure you listen to what I am about to say. Or you will stand no chance.
First thing you should do is hype yourself up in the mirror. Just say, “You can do it, if they dont like me then push them over and run.” Make sure to say this around 300 times so it is drilled into your brain. If you do this, you will do it out of instinct because you have said you will do it 300 times.
After, make sure you practice what you will say in the mirror before you go out into the real, cruel world. Some good lines to practice would be, “Hey, I like bouncy balls, and skateboards.” Or, “If you dont be my friend you will forever regret it because something bad will happen.” There are some lines to get you started.
As long as you follow these rules, You will be flawless in victory. Just make sure you practice and get hyped so you are ready for the real test. But, don’t be discouraged if something goes wrong. That’s life. Deal with it.
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