By Nick Adams
- Florida Man Attempting to Travel through Time Crashes into Strip-Mall; In 2015 a Florida tried to time travel in his Dodge Challenger. It seems he was inspired by Back To the Future, but instead he just crashed into a strip mall. The driver was taken to the hospital for a medical evaluation and more than three businesses were damaged including a casket retailer.
- Florida Man Called Cops on Bar that Denied His Cat Entry; In 2012 a man from Murdock Florida was arrested for misusing a 911 call. The man was turned away when he tried to enter a strip club with his cat. When police arrived at the scene, the man with the cat appeared to be intoxicated. He was later booked by the police department and his cat was sent to animal control.
- Florida Man Arrested For Trying To Get An Alligator Drunk; In 2019, a Florida man was busted for trying to get a captured alligator intoxicated. It was reported that the man fed beer to an alligator that had previously bit him. The gator that was caught with the man’s bare hands was later released back into the wild. The man was later arrested for illegally abducting the gator.
- Florida Man Steals Truck to Warn Space Force of An Alien Battle; In 2019, a 29 year old Florida man was arrested for grand theft auto. This man had driven a stolen vehicle to a nearby Space Force base, because he believed he was on a secret mission sent by the President. When the man arrived at the base, he claimed that he was there to warn the government of an ongoing battle between aliens and Chinese dragons.
- Florida Couple Locked in Unlocked Closet; A Florida couple spent two days in a closet that they believed to be locked before they were released by cops. The couple claimed they had been chased into a closet at the nearby state college. The man and woman spent two days in the closet before even calling the police. When police arrived on the scene they realized they couldn’t be locked from the inside.
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