
By Adrienne Morris
- Chunky Fila’s
Anytime I see these in public, I audibly gasp. Please make better and smarter choices in your wardrobe. There are plenty of better platform shoes that are a whole lot easier on the eyes.
- Balenciaga Sock Shoes
If you aspire to look like James Charles, I guess purchasing these would be a good idea. They’re the perfect way to show off your wealth, but they’ll also showcase your lack of style. Choose wisely.
- Yeezy Foam Runners
If you’re taking a trip to Mars, you’ll fit right in with the aliens wearing these.
- Crocks
Before you get mad at me, Crocs aren’t all bad. Some of them are cute, and I like that they are decorable. Crocs only ended up here because of the insane hype. I’ve never seen such a mediocre shoe get so much hype.

- Balenciaga Reptile Shoes
If you purchased these, please return them. Unless you want your feet to look like someone has just run them over.
- Balenciaga Phantom Sneaker
These are another over-hyped, mediocre shoe. There’s nothing special about these really. Find something new—something interesting.