
By Scarlett Tarango
Dedicated fans and haters of Chappell Roan are outraged right now after her latest scandal. Yesterday morning, several witnesses were horrified to find the celebrity grocery shopping in broad daylight and unwilling to comply with their needs.
After noticing her at a Safeway around 9:30am, a small crowd of about 25 people began to follow Roan around the store, as anyone seeing a celebrity in public is obligated to do, but were verbally assaulted by Roan when she rudely asked the crowd to; “Please stop following her.”
“I felt completely and utterly violated by her,” an eye witness in the crowd stated, “I was just leaning over to try and see what products she was buying, and she had only asked us to leave her alone twice, she had no business to give us such attitude when asking us the third time.”
“I was appalled at her lack of compliance, that’s just not the way a woman is supposed to act,” another witness said, “It must’ve been that time of the month.”
After completely lashing out at the innocent crowd of followers, Roan fled the store without offering a single autograph or selfie. Since what people are calling the great grocery scandal, the media has been outraged with Chappel Roan.
Many qualified commentators have voiced their very strong opinions on Chappel since the situation. “I knew this would happen, I’ve always gotten ‘bad vibes’ from her.” Someone commented on a video related to the scandal.
“I don’t know why people like her, she doesn’t smile enough,” enlightened another commentator, “besides how can she be upset, she chose to be famous anyways.”
It’s hard to picture Chappel Roan bouncing back from this scandal. If she isn’t able to fix her attitude she might have to live with the idea of some people just not liking her.