By Matias Brule
Earlier today in the white house the CEO of the Atlantic newspaper Nicholas Thompson, overheard a conversation between Donald Trump and Pom Bondi while he was in the bathroom. Allegedly this conversation took place after multiple calls to the secret service by Donald Trump about the mild annoyance the rock in his shoe was causing him.
During Trump’s alleged conversation with Pam Bondi he stated multiple times that, “It wouldn’t even leave if he drone striked it like Yemen.” He then went on saying that, “Pam Bondi can you sue the ever living hell out of this rock.” He was also heard saying, “It’s the darn deep state I tell you.”
Pam Bondi later posted on X, “We will take full action and possible avenues to making sure this stupid rock gets what it deserves for this clear and blatant attack against trump and his foot,” as the trail starts to unfold we will get more information, but for right now here is what we know about the prosecution and the defense from their opening arguments.
On the prosecution’s side they have files and files of evidence that they are not allowed to show the court due to the DOJ redacting due to quote on quote “internal safety”, but you have to trust the DOJ about this cause they have implicated Dwayne the Rock Johnesen. Which seems crazy but witness testimony was put in the oval office that morning.
On the Defense’s side we have representatives from the Geology association of America. They have plans to counter sue for illegally taking this rock away from its family, but those claims would ultimately never make it through unless they can prove this stone’s innocence. So far none of their opening statements have come out yet.
But this case got into a whole new whirlwind of media frenzy when it came out during the DOJ’s opening statement that this rock was illegally smuggled into the US from the Samoan Islands.
Many people say that this was a targeted immigrant attack. When Dawyane the Rock Johnson was questioned about his connection to this pebble he stated, “I don’t know what they’re talking about, I was never on those Islands. I have never been there.”
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