The Best Kinds of Doorknobs

By Nolan Karlitz

     Everyone has different kinds of doorknobs in their houses. Different colors, different materials, and even different shapes. The question that sits in my mind is what is the most practical for your household?

     We have three of these options listed, and we will go over which looks the best, feels the best, and is the best. We have a golden knob, black metal knob, and silver knob.

     Number three: The metal black knob. Here is a standard, well working knob. This knob finds its way to the number three spot because it is very practical. You can never go wrong with this knob even when installing appliances. I would recommend this, as it is affordable and looks amazing in the household. The only downside is it is hard to mesh colors with it, you have a selective amount of colors to choose. 

     Number two: The metal silver knob. This is the second best knob on the market. This is a fan favorite from the majority of the world. It looks great in the household, and goes with many more colors that are popular for modern houses. These can be more on the expensive side, but I believe it is worth the extra costs.

     Number one: The infamous golden knob. What can I even say? Where do I even begin? This knob represents generational wealth, the truth behind the rich man’s life. This doorknob is above all others. Not only does it cost a fortune, it is not just a purchase, but think of it as an investment. This doorknob will wow all your neighbors, get you all the dates you could ever need, and make you a better person overall.

     If you want to be superior, get the golden knob. If you want to stay in the matrix, then just stay with the normal knobs. Be a loser.

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